Tag Archive: ride to hell: retribution

Dec 05 2013

HalfBeard Survives Ride to Hell: Retribution Part 18 [FINAL]

Well we’re finally done and all I can say is never play this game, it is this generation’s ET for the Atari 2600.

Dec 04 2013

HalfBeard Survives Ride to Hell: Retribution Part 17

What’s that Ride to Hell? It’s mere moments before the end of game and you want to send me off on some pointless busy work bullshit?

Never change Ride to Hell, never change…

Dec 03 2013

HalfBeard Survives Ride to Hell: Retribution Part 16

Well it’s official, Jake is just an absolutely reprehensible human being.

Dec 02 2013

HalfBeard Survives Ride to Hell: Retribution Part 15

I think this may be the only game I’ve ever played with an overt Russ Meyer reference in it.

Nov 28 2013

HalfBeard Survives Ride to Hell: Retribution Part 14

Even when wielding a double chainsaw Triple 6 is a punk.

Nov 27 2013

HalfBeard Survives Ride to Hell: Retribution Part 13

God, another wild fucking goose chase, this game is worse than BioShock when it comes to that.

Nov 26 2013

HalfBeard Survives Ride to Hell: Retribution Part 12

Nothing like coming by to kill me and then barely even trying to finish the job; you’re punk Triple 6, a goddamn punk.

Nov 25 2013

HalfBeard Survives Ride to Hell: Retribution Part 11

Holy Crap! The shooting finally works! Time to use Jake’s new found competence to go beat King Dick.

Nov 22 2013

HalfBeard Survives Ride to Hell: Retribution Part 10

Jake goes on his epic search for the most regal of ill-named drug dealers, the KING DICK!

Nov 21 2013

HalfBeard Survives Ride to Hell: Retribution Part 9

For a strung out crackhead who clearly has a poor sense of financial planning, Greasy Steve sure has a kick ass bike. Now if only he could put some of those resources towards some goddamn shampoo.

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