Not necessarily a bad game but probably not what anybody wanted out of a handheld Castlevania game.
Tag Archive: Konami
Jun 12
FaceboAGHHH: The Most Socially-Capable Horrors to Mankind
So, we know why we run away from those that wish to kill us. Namely, most of them want to rip out our spleen and wrench out the blood for their sausages which they made out of our intestines for their upcoming barbecue. There’s another reason we’re not quite prepared to swallow; we’re afraid of …
Oct 04
The Top 5 Videogame Heroes who are Less than Heroic.
When it comes to narrative and what people enjoy, the antagonists are generally considered more interesting than protagonists. This is because they are more interesting as a foil to the hero and are considered the point of change which drives the plot. While I certainly don’t believe in such a thing because I happen to …
Feb 06
The Top Five Ineffectual Villains in Videogames
You have the hero under you heel. The bound and gagged princess mumbles desperately towards the party of adventurers and the protagonist who are barely able to hear her as she is suspended in the air, tears in her eyes. And you realize the world you have played is going to become a much darker, …


