Tag Archive: HBSDV

Sep 30 2015

HalfBeard Survives Dark Void Part 9 FINAL

That’s right Dark Void, just go ahead and establish stupid plot rules and then immediately disregard them. I stopped caring and it’s clear you did too.

Sep 28 2015

HalfBeard Survives Dark Void Part 8

Nothing says “Oops, we ran out of money” like a massive spectacular boss fight that is over in less time than you would take to nuke a Hot Pocket.

Sep 24 2015

HalfBeard Survives Dark Void Part 7

Well this game has just dipped into tin-foil hat wearing craziness, should’ve expected that but I’m still surprised.

Sep 22 2015

HalfBeard Survives Dark Void Part 6

Sep 18 2015

HalfBeard Survives Dark Void Part 5

An escort mission followed by a brain dead base defense section? Well isn’t this game just packed full of original quality ideas.

Sep 16 2015

HalfBeard Survives Dark Void Part 4

Oh perfect, a mystical prophecy, that’s exactly what this story needs haphazardly piled on of it.

Sep 14 2015

HalfBeard Survives Dark Void Part 3

Yay! We finally got the actual jetpack, also the plot has completely flown off the rails.

Sep 11 2015

HalfBeard Survives Dark Void Part 2

I’m not sure whether to be happy that Nikola Tesla is voiced by Colonel Campbell or instead disappointed that he isn’t voiced by David Bowie.

Sep 09 2015

HalfBeard Survives Dark Void Part 1

Welcome back to the far flung past of 2010, where the chest high walls stretch as far as the eye can see and no one can seem to shut up about “Verticality”.