Tag Archive: Blood Omen

Jan 31 2014

HalfBeard Survives Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain Part 20

Judging him purely on his mansion, Vorador is a stone cold pimp.

Jan 30 2014

HalfBeard Survives Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain Part 19

So I’ve started using cheat codes and I have absolutely no regrets. Don’t you judge me, DON’T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!

Jan 29 2014

HalfBeard Survives Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain Part 18

They wanted to make the Flame Sword dungeon feel as timeless as the contained, so they covered it in deep shag carpeting.

Jan 28 2014

HalfBeard Survives Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain Part 17

Between “Blood Gout” and “Font of Putrescence”, Kain is just a wealth of great metal band names.

Jan 27 2014

HalfBeard Survives Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain Part 16

I’ve never got why water hurts vampires despite the fact can they transform into a gaseous form of it, doesn’t make a whole ton of sense.

Jan 24 2014

HalfBeard Survives Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain Part 15

Well that dungeon only took forever. Fuck you Oracle, get a house like a normal person.

Jan 23 2014

HalfBeard Survives Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain Part 14

Why does this game have a god damn ice dungeon? It seems sometwhat against the theme.

Jan 22 2014

HalfBeard Survives Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain Part 13

The new Kain Blenderâ„¢ comes with chop, mince, and VAE VICTUS! settings for all your dude slicing needs.

Jan 21 2014

HalfBeard Survives Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain Part 12

We continue through Malek’s impossible palace of ice cold depression.

Jan 20 2014

HalfBeard Survives Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain Part 11

Fuck you Malek, there is no god damn way you could have gotten a castle built on this stupid Looney-Tunes-esque mesa.

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