Category Archive: HalfBeard Survives

Dec 04 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 22 [FINAL]

What a goddamn travesty of a game, no wonder the Turok franchise is now extinct.

Dec 03 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 21

What’s that? You wanted a tense escape from the base? Well let’s just throw a progression halting bug in there so as to destroy all that momentum.

Dec 02 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 20

OH GOD THE BASE IS FULL OF BEES!

Dec 01 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 19

There is a hell, and it is this game.

Nov 28 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 18

It wouldn’t be an FPS from 2008 without a helicopter boss fight.

Nov 27 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 17

That’s right, keep sending me off alone with guys, no way that’ll end in tragedy.

Nov 26 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 16

Yeeech, dinosaur bodies shouldn’t drop like that.

Nov 25 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 15

If I never see another scorpio-spider again, it’ll be too soon.

Nov 24 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 14

Take that you tentacled bastard, your boss fight sucked anyways.

Nov 21 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 13

Who cares about plesiosaurs or basic biology for that matter? Instead let’s use our stupid made up dinosaur that has a whole whack of tentacles despite being reptilian.

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