Category Archive: HalfBeard Survives

Nov 28 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 18

It wouldn’t be an FPS from 2008 without a helicopter boss fight.

Nov 27 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 17

That’s right, keep sending me off alone with guys, no way that’ll end in tragedy.

Nov 26 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 16

Yeeech, dinosaur bodies shouldn’t drop like that.

Nov 25 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 15

If I never see another scorpio-spider again, it’ll be too soon.

Nov 24 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 14

Take that you tentacled bastard, your boss fight sucked anyways.

Nov 21 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 13

Who cares about plesiosaurs or basic biology for that matter? Instead let’s use our stupid made up dinosaur that has a whole whack of tentacles despite being reptilian.

Nov 20 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 12

♫Spider-Tank♫ ♫Spider-Tank♫
♫Fear the crappy boss fight of Spider-Tank♫
♫He doesn’t play by the rules♫
♫instead he makes Turok look like a fool♫
♫Watch out! Cause here comes the Spider-Tank♫

Nov 19 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 11

For a guy who just wrestled a tyrannosaurus, Turok is really bad at taking rockets to the face.

Nov 18 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 10

Are you all excited for a boss fight? Well deflate those hype balloons because Turok finds a way to make those boring too.

Nov 17 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 9

This comm unit better shit hundred dollar bills considering all the trouble we’re going through for it.

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