Category Archive: HalfBeard Survives

Nov 21 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 13

Who cares about plesiosaurs or basic biology for that matter? Instead let’s use our stupid made up dinosaur that has a whole whack of tentacles despite being reptilian.

Nov 20 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 12

♫Spider-Tank♫ ♫Spider-Tank♫
♫Fear the crappy boss fight of Spider-Tank♫
♫He doesn’t play by the rules♫
♫instead he makes Turok look like a fool♫
♫Watch out! Cause here comes the Spider-Tank♫

Nov 19 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 11

For a guy who just wrestled a tyrannosaurus, Turok is really bad at taking rockets to the face.

Nov 18 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 10

Are you all excited for a boss fight? Well deflate those hype balloons because Turok finds a way to make those boring too.

Nov 17 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 9

This comm unit better shit hundred dollar bills considering all the trouble we’re going through for it.

Nov 14 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 8

Turok just does not have good luck with team mates, does he?

Nov 13 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 7

Finally, a better gun! But…I think I’ll still keep using the knife.

Nov 12 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 6

I’m not sure I like this gritty reboot of Dino from the Flintstones.

Nov 11 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 5

Screw the shotgun. Screw the bow. Screw the SMG.

Knife fo’ Life.

Nov 10 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 4

Time for another episode with absolutely no dinosaurs in it. Boooooo.

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