Category Archive: HalfBeard Survives

Jul 31 2015

HalfBeard Survives Deadly Premonition Part 40 FINAL!

I know we beat the final boss last episode and ostensibly finished the game, but it just wouldn’t be Deadly Premonition without a tedious and overlong epilogue.

Jul 30 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 5

The real monster as always is man… unless you you go out on the surface, then the real monster is clearly the flying hell beasts, they seem to have the market cornered on monstrosity.

Jul 29 2015

HalfBeard Survives Deadly Premonition Part 39

I’d say that this is where everything goes off the rails story-wise, but that would imply that Deadly Premonition had anything resembling a coherent plot to begin with.

Jul 28 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 4

God damn it Bourbon, you’re just positively terrible at making friends aren’t you?

Jul 27 2015

HalfBeard Survives Deadly Premonition Part 38

Shock and horror! It was REDACTED all along!

Jul 24 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 3

The things that happen between a consenting adult and a doorway are private and really none of our business.

Jul 23 2015

HalfBeard Survives Deadly Premonition Part 37

Evil has a face…but apparently lacks any sense of fashion.

Jul 22 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 2

Artyom is by all accounts a very good and well meaning person, unfortunately I’m the one in control and those descriptors do not apply to me.

Jul 21 2015

HalfBeard Survives Deadly Premonition Part 36

Jeez, does everyone in this town have sex dungeon?

Jul 20 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 1

Join HalfBeard on a deep mournful journey that is filled with stark humanity and insanely thick Russian accents.

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