Category Archive: HalfBeard Survives

Aug 27 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 15

I find the biology of absolutely everything underneath this base dubious at best.

Aug 26 2015

HalfBeard Survives Banjo Kazooie Part 7

Nothing evokes the spirit of Christmas like parental neglect that borders on child abuse.

Aug 25 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 14

Having a light machine gun that fires shotgun rounds does cut the tension a wee bit.

Aug 24 2015

HalfBeard Survives Banjo Kazooie Part 6

While I appreciate Bottles giving us those running shoes, Kazooie is never going to be able to get all the sand out of them.

Aug 21 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 13

I love that they made installing what I can only assume is an 8-track in this car a priority.

Aug 20 2015

HalfBeard Survives Banjo Kazooie Part 5

Brentilda’s omnipresence is starting to become a bit disconcerting.

Aug 19 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 12

Just in case you needed another reason to switch to ebooks.

Aug 18 2015

HalfBeard Survives Banjo Kazooie Part 4

I remain unimpressed by these turtles and their musical acumen.

Aug 17 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 11

Wow, these Nazis are fantastically bad at detecting infiltrators, It must be the dumb headgear blocking their peripheral vision.

Aug 14 2015

HalfBeard Survives Banjo Kazooie Part 3

For what is essentially just a big DisposAll, Clanker is freaking terrifying.

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