Category Archive: Reviews

May 16

Review of Metro: Last Light

Sure this game may have you crawl around in the radioactive muck but it’s some damn good looking muck.

May 10

Review of StarDrive

It doesn’t matter what I say here, this game has samurai bears, Samurai. Bears.

May 08

Review of Eador: Master of The Broken World

Writing a review of Eador: Master of the Broken World (know henceforth as simply Eador) is a bit weird for me. This is because I’ve already reviewed it relatively recently in the form of Eador: Genesis.  Eador (the subject of this review) and Eador: Genesis are essentially the same game, with the new Eador receiving …

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May 07

Review of Black Rock Shooter: The Game

Sure the plot may be incomprehensible and irrational but..um…uh….actually I don’t know where I was going with that.

Apr 30

Review of Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

This is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever played and I loved every single over exposed neon minute of it.

Apr 26

Review of Starseed Pilgrim

I’ve never really wondered before what would happen if Minecraft and Tetris had a baby. Now that I think about it, the result would probably be rather blocky.

Apr 23

Review of Dragon Fantasy: Book I

A classically styled RPG that doesn’t quite hit all it’s marks.

Apr 22

Review of Dishonored: The Knife of Dunwall

Ah Corvo wasn’t that interesting a character anyway, let’s see if Daud is any better.

Apr 21

Review of Cubemen 2

You can customize the way your units look, from skeleton to robot.

Props to 3 Sprockets for following in the footsteps of Call of Duty perfectly. The sequel to Cubemen, Cubemen 2, has features that can be closely linked to the original. The game seems to stay so close to the original’s mechanics and gameplay that this hardly deserves to be its own game. That’s not to …

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Apr 16

Review of Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon

Keep your unlicensed nuclear proton accelerator, I have a vacuum!

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