Category Archive: HalfBeard's Articles

Posts written by HalfBeard

Apr 01 2015

Heads Up: Spirits of Xanadu

Sadly there is a distinct lack of Olivia Newton John in this game.

Apr 01 2015

Heads Up: Please, Don’t Touch Anything

…the shiny candy-like button.

Mar 31 2015

HalfBeard Survives BioShock Part 27

Anyone else feel like Fontaine is just a hair more furious than he really ought to be? He acts as though we’ve undermined all his plans and completely ruined everything when in all actuality we’ve done nothing of consequence since killing Ryan, which was Fontaine’s big plan in the first place.

Mar 31 2015

Heads Up: Trapped Dead Lockdown

For as much as I don’t doubt this guy’s ability to cut meat, I’d prefer not to buy my groceries from a dude who sounds like the devil with a hangover and never wears a shirt.

Mar 30 2015

HB Survives SMT Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha VS The Soulless Army Part 29

God damn it, why is alternate reality Raidou so much cooler than our one.

Mar 30 2015

Heads Up: Axiom Verge

Pixelated, broken, grimy; now this is what a video game is supposed to look like! And I mean that in an entirely positive way.

Mar 30 2015

Review of Axiom Verge

Turns out the best way to do right by Metroidvania, is to break it in ways you can’t even imagine.

Mar 27 2015

HalfBeard Survives BioShock Part 26

Let the transformation begin!

Mar 27 2015

Heads Up: Mario Party 10

Ain’t no party like a Mario Party, cause after 30 minutes a Mario Party is over and everybody leaves the room hating each other.

Mar 26 2015

HB Survives SMT Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha VS The Soulless Army Part 28

I can’t say I was expecting Munakata’s big evil plan to be quite so…suggestive.

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