Category Archive: HalfBeard's Articles

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Aug 31 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 16 FINAL

Because nothing says ‘forward thinking’ like fixing your problems with nuclear ballistics.

Aug 31 2015

Heads Up: Curses n’ Chaos

Who knew you could pack so much madness into a single screen?

Aug 28 2015

HalfBeard Survives Banjo Kazooie Part 8

And the moral to today’s story is: “Don’t be a racist walrus, or else a bear will break into your house and steal all your stuff.”

Aug 28 2015

Heads Up: Leap of Fate [Early Access]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a game that embodies the word “Radical” quite so thoroughly.

Aug 27 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 15

I find the biology of absolutely everything underneath this base dubious at best.

Aug 27 2015

Heads Up: Trine 3: The Artifacts of Power

Time for another chapter in the epic saga of “The Three Clich├ęs who Never get a Day Off”.

Aug 27 2015

Heads Up: Celestian Tales: Old North

[Obligatory Final Fantasy Joke]

Aug 26 2015

HalfBeard Survives Banjo Kazooie Part 7

Nothing evokes the spirit of Christmas like parental neglect that borders on child abuse.

Aug 26 2015

Heads Up: Evoland 2

As if genre labels weren’t already vague and ill-defined enough.

Aug 26 2015

Heads Up: BOMB

Turns out it’s pretty easy to pull off tight corners when your plane moves slow enough to go through a school zone.

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