Man, life would be way simpler if the powers that be were just giant elemental avatars that fart life and providence all over the landscape.
Category Archive: HalfBeard's Articles
Posts written by HalfBeard
May 21
HalfBeard Survives Fable Part 3
Getting naked, fighting hobbes; Arseface leads a charmed life.
May 20
Review of Sanctum 2
Another great example of multiplayer dropping its turd in the punch bowl.
May 20
HalfBeard Survives Shellshock 2: Blood Trails Part 2
Well the zombies aren’t scary but the technical bugs sure are.
May 19
HalfBeard Survives Fable Part 2
All hail the mighty hero Arseface!
[Ed's Note: So unsurprisingly Fable is recording kind of weird and as a result this episode is out sync in some spots, sorry for inconvenience and I should have this fixed for the next episode.]
May 18
HalfBeard Survives Shellshock 2: Blood Trails Part 1
Explosive barrels are not effective cover, the Vietcong doesn’t seem to understand that despite the fact that they are the ones who put those barrels there.
May 17
Heads Up: Thunder Wolves
A propensity for swearing and helicopters with infinite rockets? Sir, you have my attention.
May 16
Review of Metro: Last Light
Sure this game may have you crawl around in the radioactive muck but it’s some damn good looking muck.
