Category Archive: HalfBeard's Articles

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Jul 31 2015

HalfBeard Survives Deadly Premonition Part 40 FINAL!

I know we beat the final boss last episode and ostensibly finished the game, but it just wouldn’t be Deadly Premonition without a tedious and overlong epilogue.

Jul 31 2015

Heads Up: ARK: Survival Evolved [Early Access]

Sick of survival sims filled with boring old zombies? Well how about one packed to the brim with dinosaurs instead; they’re still going to be cool for at least another couple years.

Jul 30 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 5

The real monster as always is man… unless you you go out on the surface, then the real monster is clearly the flying hell beasts, they seem to have the market cornered on monstrosity.

Jul 30 2015

Review of Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold: The Fafnir Knight

“There’s no individual component of Etrian Odyssey 2 Untold that I think is especially remarkable, but taken as a whole I found it surprisingly comfortable, compelling, and incredibly well-executed.”

Jul 29 2015

HalfBeard Survives Deadly Premonition Part 39

I’d say that this is where everything goes off the rails story-wise, but that would imply that Deadly Premonition had anything resembling a coherent plot to begin with.

Jul 29 2015

Heads Up: Legends of Eisenwald

Screw your dragons and your orcs, I have a stick with a lump of iron on the end of it!

Jul 28 2015

HalfBeard Survives Metro 2033 Part 4

God damn it Bourbon, you’re just positively terrible at making friends aren’t you?

Jul 28 2015

Heads Up: Talos Principle: Road to Gehenna

For what is supposed to be for all intents and purposes Hell, Gehenna is actually quite pastoral. Honestly I wouldn’t mind retiring there.

Jul 27 2015

HalfBeard Survives Deadly Premonition Part 38

Shock and horror! It was REDACTED all along!

Jul 27 2015

Heads Up: Lost Dimension

I feel like naming your big bad guy “The End” is perhaps a touch on the nose.

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