Category Archive: HalfBeard's Articles

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Nov 27 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 17

That’s right, keep sending me off alone with guys, no way that’ll end in tragedy.

Nov 27 2014

Heads Up: Kalimba [Preview]

My ultimate takeaway from all this is that trixelated is a really fun word to say.

Nov 26 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 16

Yeeech, dinosaur bodies shouldn’t drop like that.

Nov 26 2014

Review of Super Smash Bros Wii U

So I said a lot of nasty thingsĀ about the 3DS version of Smash BrosĀ last month, and while I’m not going to back down from my opinion there, I did leave a caveat in that review saying that the Wii U version just might save things. Well thank god for caveats because the console version of …

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Nov 25 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 15

If I never see another scorpio-spider again, it’ll be too soon.

Nov 25 2014

Heads Up: Elliot Quest

Man, Elliot really can’t get those arrows very far, he must have arms like a spring chicken.

Nov 24 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 14

Take that you tentacled bastard, your boss fight sucked anyways.

Nov 24 2014

Review of Escape Dead Island

So it turns out that there are plenty of reasons to want to Escape Dead Island and zombies don’t even get near the top of the list.

Nov 21 2014

HalfBeard Survives Turok Part 13

Who cares about plesiosaurs or basic biology for that matter? Instead let’s use our stupid made up dinosaur that has a whole whack of tentacles despite being reptilian.

Nov 21 2014

Heads Up: Death Skid Marks

Traffic is a beast, especially when aliens, neo-nazis, and evil groupies are involved.

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