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May 18

HalfBeard Survives Shellshock 2: Blood Trails Part 1

Explosive barrels are not effective cover, the Vietcong doesn’t seem to understand that despite the fact that they are the ones who put those barrels there.

May 17

Heads Up: Thunder Wolves

A propensity for swearing and helicopters with infinite rockets? Sir, you have my attention.

May 17

HalfBeard Survives Fable Part 1

NO ONE CALLS ME A LEMON!

May 16

Review of Metro: Last Light

Sure this game may have you crawl around in the radioactive muck but it’s some damn good looking muck.

May 16

HalfBeard Survives Batman: Arkham Asylum Part 13 [FINALE!!!]

The Joker is just the laziest boss ever, he bulks up to Ultimate Warrior proportions and yet his tactic is still to just throw waves of barely armed dudes at me.

May 15

Heads Up: Assault Android Cactus PREVIEW

Options should really be in absolutely every game, who doesn’t want a set of little buddies helping them out.

May 15

HalfBeard Survives Cave Story Part 12 [FINALE!!!]

Well, we sure got through that quicker than I was expecting. But hey at least it concluded with a fun boss rush!

May 14

Heads Up: Bad Bots

You know, as opposed to good bots.

May 13

The 3 Best and 3 Worst Influence Systems

A recent release that may have flown under your radar is Soul Sacrifice, an action RPG for the PS Vita developed by Marvelous AQL and Sony. One of the main combat mechanics is the decision between sacrificing or saving downed enemies and allies. Saving an ally brings them back at the cost your health, while …

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May 10

Review of StarDrive

It doesn’t matter what I say here, this game has samurai bears, Samurai. Bears.

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